Dr. Mysterios’ Time Adventure
A Real Blast From the Past!
A Blast From the Past!
Witness history at its most volatile with the “Blast from the Past” tour. We will place you directly in Pompeii just as Mount Vesuvius begins its catastrophic eruption, offering a dangerously unfiltered view you won’t find in any textbook. Our temporal anchors are mostly reliable, so you can witness history without becoming a permanent, ash-covered part of it.
- Pricing: $17,499.99 per traveler (Post-trip psychological evaluations and temporal displacement insurance are extra).
- Duration: Approximately 3-5 hours (Varies based on pyroclastic flow velocity and rift stability).
- Location: Pompeii, Roman Empire, August 24th, 79 AD. (Exact drop-off coordinates are non-negotiable and chosen for maximum historical immersion).
- Things to Bring: Sturdy, closed-toe footwear (non-flammable material recommended), a respiratory filtration mask, a small token from your home era for psychological anchoring, a healthy sense of self-preservation, and your notarized next-of-kin notification form (provided upon booking).
Hear from our satisfied guests!
“I saw a man torn limb from limb”
We were transported back to the Jurassic era. After fashioning a makeshift raft out of driftwood and palm fronds, we set out to explore the bay. Michael, one of the other guests from our tour fell off the raft and was brutally devoured by a Pelagosaurus. 10/10 would go back in time again.
-David M.
“We left my wife in Berlin”
After booking a 3 hour tour of Nazi Germany, we went back in time for a hands-on look at the third riecht. (Un)fortunately, my wife was detained by the secret police after someone in my group implied she wasn’t a fascist. Got a lot of fun souvenirs.
-Michael J.
“I don’t know what happened”
3 Hours in cold war era Cuba sounded like a fun time, but after an altercation at a bar, we had to leave early. Everything is different. There are people living in my house. Igor Zyfansky is not longer the first man on the moon??? World War 3 never happened??? What did we do?????
-Liz K.